TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN [Part One]
The Drinking Game
Faced with the prospect of a Friday night at home my roommate and I decided to create a Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part One) drinking game. While the movie hardly merits a review, I thought this game was worthy of sharing. You can play along at your local premiere of Breaking Dawn- Part Two!
Take a drink anytime:
- Jacob takes his shirt off
- Bella acts extra clumsy, proving she's just a "normal" girl
- Bella's dad is subtly hilarious
- Someone appears weirdly okay with the marriage of two eighteen-year-olds
- You spot a bad make-up job
- Alice is uber controlling of Bella's life
- Edward broods
- Bella looks concerned
- There is a pro-life or pro-choice reference
- You are distracted by a cheap CGI wolf
- BONUS: Take a shot anytime a CGI wolf starts talking
- Someone uses a character's name unnecessarily when talking to them
- Music choice seems to clash with the scene
- A vampire has unexplained super powers
- Bella's human friends are the best thing about the movie
Finish your drink when:
- You realize you've been watching a film for 117 minutes and there have been about 10 minutes of plot development
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